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[At graduation]
Lizzie: Hey, Gordo! So, do I look okay?
Gordo: Lizzie, I'm your guy best friend, you should really talk to Miranda about this stuff.
Lizzie: But she's in Mexico City!
Gordo: Yes, your blue robe looks way cooler than all the other girls'.
Lizzie: Hey! You know this Paolo and Isabella CD isn't so bad. I mean if you're into the Alanis Morissette-y alternative, dark, like brooding, I-never-go-out-into-the-sunshine-and-my-life's-a-miserable-black-hole-of-depression kinda thing, then you'd think they stink. But I mean for a like driving-around-in-the-car-with-the-top-down-putting-on-your-lip-gloss-loving-life kinda thing, they're good! Here, listen...
[he leans close so they can share the headphones]
Gordo: Not bad. You use scented soap, huh?
Lizzie: What?
Gordo: Uh... n-never mind.
Matt McGuire: What is that?
Gordo: That is Miss Ungermeyer. Get on her good side, and it's your one-way ticket to an Ivy League School. But if you get on her bad side...
Janitor: [passing by with mop bucket] ... excuse me, gotta clean up some vomit.
Matt McGuire: You end up like that guy?
Gordo': You end up working for that guy.
Ethan: When are we going to eat spaghetti?
Kate: Its like nine in the morning.
Ethan: So what? You've never had spaghetti for breakfast before?
Kate: I don't eat carbs!
Ethan: So I suppose you've never had a spaghetti sandwich before?
Kate: This experience is so totally wasted on you...
Miss Ungermeyer: Craft! Sanders! Separate!
Kate: Oh, we did! And thank god!
Miss Ungermeyer: Ok, let's try something at your education level and take a ten minute shopping break while I choke down an espresso.
Miss Ungermeyer: You tell us where Lizzie is or this deck is gonna catch some serious air!
Ethan: Well it's possible that she's at the Italian Music Video Awards doubling for the Italian pop star Isabella who's like totally her twin.
[pause]
Ethan: Why does everyone always look at me like that?
Ethan: The sting.
Gordo: What sting?
Ethan: You want a little mano a mano?
Gordo: See, this is one of the reasons that me and you aren't friends. 'Cause I-I never have any idea what you're talking about.
Ethan: Ya, see. Some dudes get the approach. Others, the sting. That Italian dude? He's big-time approach.
Gordo: I actually feel my brain turning into goo.
Ethan: Embrace the sting. That's what you're vibin' here from Lizzie.
Gordo: Wait a minute. Now, you actually think that I'm jealous of Paolo.
Ethan: Word.
Gordo: [chuckling] Oh, no. No, see, that would mean that I like Lizzie as more than a friend.
Ethan: See? What do you mean you and I have trouble communicating, bro?
Gordo: [annoyed] You're wrong, man!
[Isabella stands opposite Lizzie, and Gordo is freaked out by the resemblance]
Gordo: Freaky, huh?
Lizzie: Way freaky!
Isabella: [in her Italian accent] Way, way freaky!
[Jo McGuire is trying to get assistance from the hotel desk clerk]
Jo McGuire: That's McGuire, Lizzie McGuire.
Giorgio: Yes, we are in the travel guides.
Jo McGuire: No, no, we're the parents of Lizzie.
Giorgio: Ah. l Via Liuzzi. I call a cab. Is very far.
Jo McGuire: Anyone else want to get up to the plate?
Isabella: [holding up a tabloid picture] Who is this girl? I've been on the island this whole time...
Gordo: [crawls underneath the mob] I can explain. That's my friend, Lizzie McGuire.
[He is dragged up to his feet by two security guards]
Isabella: [to security guards] Put him down, put him down. [looks around, turns to Gordo] We need to talk... in private.
[Isabella pulls him away]

[At graduation] Lizzie : Hey, Gordo! So, do I look okay? Gordo : Lizzie, I'm your guy best friend, you should really talk to Miranda about this stuff. Lizzie : But she's in Mexico City! Gordo : Yes, your blue robe looks way cooler than all the other girls'. Lizzie : Hey! You know this Paolo and Isabella CD isn't so bad. I mean if you're into the Alanis Morissette-y alternative, dark, like brooding, I-never-go-out-into-the-sunshine-and-my-life's-a-miserable-black-hole-of-depression kinda thing, then you'd think they stink. But I mean for a like driving-around-in-the-car-with-the-top-down-putting-on-your-lip-gloss-loving-life kinda thing, they're good! Here, listen... [he leans close so they can share the headphones] Gordo : Not bad. You use scented soap, huh? Lizzie : What? Gordo : Uh... n-never mind. Matt McGuire : What is that? Gordo : That is Miss Ungermeyer. Get on her good side, and it's your one-way ticket to an Ivy League School. But if you get on her bad side... Janitor : [passing by with mop bucket] ... excuse me, gotta clean up some vomit. Matt McGuire : You end up like that guy? Gordo' : You end up working for that guy. Ethan : When are we going to eat spaghetti? Kate : Its like nine in the morning. Ethan : So what? You've never had spaghetti for breakfast before? Kate : I don't eat carbs! Ethan : So I suppose you've never had a spaghetti sandwich before? Kate : This experience is so totally wasted on you... Miss Ungermeyer : Craft! Sanders! Separate! Kate : Oh, we did! And thank god! Miss Ungermeyer : Ok, let's try something at your education level and take a ten minute shopping break while I choke down an espresso. Miss Ungermeyer : You tell us where Lizzie is or this deck is gonna catch some serious air! Ethan : Well it's possible that she's at the Italian Music Video Awards doubling for the Italian pop star Isabella who's like totally her twin. [pause] Ethan : Why does everyone always look at me like that? Ethan : The sting. Gordo : What sting? Ethan : You want a little mano a mano? Gordo : See, this is one of the reasons that me and you aren't friends. 'Cause I-I never have any idea what you're talking about. Ethan : Ya, see. Some dudes get the approach. Others, the sting. That Italian dude? He's big-time approach. Gordo : I actually feel my brain turning into goo. Ethan : Embrace the sting. That's what you're vibin' here from Lizzie. Gordo : Wait a minute. Now, you actually think that I'm jealous of Paolo. Ethan : Word. Gordo : [chuckling] Oh, no. No, see, that would mean that I like Lizzie as more than a friend. Ethan : See? What do you mean you and I have trouble communicating, bro? Gordo : [annoyed] You're wrong, man! [Isabella stands opposite Lizzie, and Gordo is freaked out by the resemblance] Gordo : Freaky, huh? Lizzie : Way freaky! Isabella : [in her Italian accent] Way, way freaky! [Jo McGuire is trying to get assistance from the hotel desk clerk] Jo McGuire : That's McGuire, Lizzie McGuire. Giorgio : Yes, we are in the travel guides. Jo McGuire : No, no, we're the parents of Lizzie. Giorgio : Ah. l Via Liuzzi. I call a cab. Is very far. Jo McGuire : Anyone else want to get up to the plate? Isabella : [holding up a tabloid picture] Who is this girl? I've been on the island this whole time... Gordo : [crawls underneath the mob] I can explain. That's my friend, Lizzie McGuire. [He is dragged up to his feet by two security guards] Isabella : [to security guards] Put him down, put him down. [looks around, turns to Gordo] We need to talk... in private. [Isabella pulls him away]