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Emily: This is your trip, it's happening right now
[Takes Oliver's camera and takes a picture of her crotch]
Oliver: [sarcastically] Oh Great! All the places I've traveled!
[Takes Oliver's camera and takes a picture of her crotch]
Oliver: [sarcastically] Oh Great! All the places I've traveled!
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Graham: [pointing to his son] You should get one.
Oliver: That was the plan. Instead, I'm almost 30, unemployed, and living with mom and dad.
Graham: Oliver. This is your life. Right now. It doesn't wait for you to get back on your feet.
Oliver: That was the plan. Instead, I'm almost 30, unemployed, and living with mom and dad.
Graham: Oliver. This is your life. Right now. It doesn't wait for you to get back on your feet.
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Emily, I'm flat broke. I don't have a job. I don't have a plan. And I know, I know I'm probably six years too late, but will you give me strike one back?
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First of all, why would I get myself mixed up with a guy who I know first hand would jump into an airplane bathroom with the first girl that comes a-knocking?
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God, Oliver! You are such a dick! C'mon, let's just start without him!
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Honestly, if you're not willing to sound stupid you don't deserve to be in love.
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My brother's deaf, Em. I can go days without talking.
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The thing is, how can I be there for her if I don't even have my thing figured out? You know?
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Well, if it wasn't love, it was a lot like it.
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When you look at me, do you see your mom?
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[After kissing] Don't (say anything), you'll ruin it.
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[annoyed] Gabe the babe.