Love Actually quotes

85 total quotes

Karen
Mark
Multiple Characters
Prime Minister
Sam

View Quote [The Prime Minister is knocking on doors to find Natalie]
Harris Street old lady: Aren't you the Prime Minister?
Prime Minister: Yes, in fact, I am. Merry Christmas. Part of the service, now. Trying to get round to everyone by New Year's Eve.

View Quote [after realizing he has feelings for Natalie] Oh, no. That is so inconvenient.

View Quote [at his wife's funeral] Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment. Some of her requests - for instance, that I should bring Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral - I am confident she expected me to ignore.

View Quote [at his wife's funeral] When she first mentioned what was about to happen, I said, "Over my dead body." And she said, "No, Daniel, over mine..."

View Quote [Billy's record makes #1 at Christmas; he gets a phone call] Hello? Elton! Of course. Of, of course! Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there!

View Quote [during a radio interview] ... so if you believe in Christmas, children, like your uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record...

View Quote [having just sung the words "Love is all around me" instead of "Christmas is all around me" yet again] Oh! **** wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!

View Quote [on being introduced to Terence, the head of the Downing Street staff] I had an uncle called Terence once. Hated him. Think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.

View Quote [on the phone to his sister] I'm very busy and important. How can I help you?

View Quote [referring to Natalie] Oooooo, would we call her chubby?

View Quote [to a portrait of Margaret Thatcher] Did you ever have this kind of problem? Yeah - of course you did, you saucy minx.

View Quote [to Daniel] Get a grip, people hate sissies. No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.

View Quote [to Juliet, on sheets of poster board] With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls. [shows pictures of beautiful supermodels] But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this [picture of a mummy] Merry Christmas.

View Quote [trying to make conversation with Aurelia, who doesn't understand a word] No, right. Silence is golden. As the Tremeloes said. Clever guys. Although I think the original version was by, uh, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Great, great, great band. [hums "Silence is Golden"] Oh, shut up.

View Quote [walking away from Juliet and Peter's house after his visit] Enough. Enough now.