Love Actually quotes

View Quote The trouble with being the Prime Minister's sister is it does put your life into rather harsh perspective. What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a paper-mach? lobster head.

View Quote There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?

View Quote True love lasts a lifetime.

View Quote Try my lovely nuts.

View Quote Watch out America, here comes Colin Frissell! [pauses and turns, holding his hands out as if describing a large fish] ... And he's got a big knob!

View Quote When I was young, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone.

View Quote Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.

View Quote Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?

View Quote Yes I have, Ant or Dec.

View Quote You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over 'til it's over.