Sam : Daniel, I have a plan! Daniel : Thank the Lord! Tell me. Sam : Well, girls love musicians, don't they? Daniel : Uh-huh. Sam : Even the really weird ones get girlfriends. Daniel : That's right. Meatloaf definitely got laid at least once. For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl! Sam : [looks at him strangely] Whatever. There's a big concert at the end of the term, and Joanna's going to be in it. I thought, if I was in the concert, and played really, really well, there's a chance she might fall in love with me. What do you think? Daniel : I think it's brilliant! It's stellar! Uh, apart from the one little, obvious, tiny, little baby hiccup... Sam : That I don't play a musical instrument. Daniel : Yessir. Sam : A tiny, insignificant detail.

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