Love Actually quotes

85 total quotes

Karen
Mark
Multiple Characters
Prime Minister
Sam

View Quote Now let's get pissed and watch porn.

View Quote Prime Minister: Ah, hello. Is, er, Natalie in?
Natalie: [coming down stairs] Where the **** is my ****ing coat?
[sees Prime Minister]
Natalie: Oh, hello.
Prime Minister: Hello.

View Quote Try my lovely nuts.

View Quote [referring to Natalie] Oooooo, would we call her chubby?

View Quote [to Daniel] Get a grip, people hate sissies. No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.

View Quote [after realizing he has feelings for Natalie] Oh, no. That is so inconvenient.

View Quote Yes I have, Ant or Dec.

View Quote [Billy's record makes #1 at Christmas; he gets a phone call] Hello? Elton! Of course. Of, of course! Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there!

View Quote [walking away from Juliet and Peter's house after his visit] Enough. Enough now.

View Quote When I was young, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone.

View Quote [The Prime Minister is knocking on doors to find Natalie]
Harris Street old lady: Aren't you the Prime Minister?
Prime Minister: Yes, in fact, I am. Merry Christmas. Part of the service, now. Trying to get round to everyone by New Year's Eve.

View Quote [Aurelia meets Juliet, Mark, and Peter in the airport]
Aurelia: Jaime's friends are so good looking! He never tells me this. I think now, maybe I make the wrong choice, pick wrong Englishman?
Jamie: She can't speak English properly, she doesn't know what she's saying.

View Quote [at his wife's funeral] Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment. Some of her requests - for instance, that I should bring Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral - I am confident she expected me to ignore.

View Quote Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.

View Quote Prime Minister: [having just been exposed kissing Natalie on a school stage during a student concert in front of hundreds of children and parents] Right. So, not quite as secret as we'd hoped.
Natalie: Right. What should we do?
Prime Minister: Smile. Give a little bow. Wave.