Melman the Giraffe quotes
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I've had a brainwave! Instead of going back, we could relax here for a few months!
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I love you, Gloria! I always have!
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Listen, "Mototo". You gotta treat her like a queen, 'Cause you, my friend have found the perfect woman.
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Don't worry, you can flirt around with Mr. Hot Pants after I'm gone.
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This time I'm 40 percent sure.
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Ya. [Gloria screams flat Melman falls on his] All; Whoa.
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First of all, that hurts. Second of all, I've only got 18 hours to live, anyway.
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You and me for the next 18 hours.