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Melman the Giraffe quotes

View Quote Okay, listen up. You know how I have that bladder infection, and I wake up every two hours? Well, I got up to pee and, um, I looked over in Marty's pen which, you know, I normally don't do, but...
View Quote WAIT! It's Gloria! It's Gloriaaaaaaaa! Oh, it really is Gloria. Phew!
View Quote [after they discover Marty's disappearance] What are we gonna do?! We gotta-- we gotta-- I mean, we got, we gotta... we gotta call somebody!
View Quote I'm not smiling, it's gas.
View Quote Man, sleeping just knocks me out.
View Quote Ah, nature! It's all over me, get it off!
View Quote They are so cute from a reasonable distance.
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