King Julian the Lemur quotes
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Shush! We are hiding! Everyone be quiet, including me. Shhh! Who's making that noise?! Oh, it's me again.
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All we have to do is wait until they are deep in their sleep. [long pause] HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?!
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Good morning, Mister Alex. Rise and shining. Wakey, waking, Mister Alex! WAKE UP! ALEX! Oh, you suck your thumb?
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You see, Maurice? Mister Alex was grooming his friend. He is clearly a tender, loving... thing. How could you have the heebie-jeebies for Mister Alex? He's so cute, and plushy!
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Excuse me? We bozos have de people, of course!
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Don't you just love de people? Not a very lively bunch though.
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A bullseye! Excellent shot, Maurice!
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Shame on you, Maurice! Can you not see that you have insulted the freak?
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The plan worked! The plan worked! I'm very clever! I'm the one, baby! Come on! Time to robot! I am very clever king. Tok tok tok. I am super genius. I am robot king of the monkey things. Compute, compute.
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I have an announcement to make, so quiet everyone! quiet!
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After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our homeland. And to make you feel good, I am offering you this lovely parting gift.
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When the New York Giants fall asleep, we will make sure that they wake up in paradise. Now who'd like a cookie?
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Okey dokey, Maurice. I admit it. The plan failed. All is lost! We are all doomed! The Fossa will return and gobble us with their mouths, because! We are all steak.
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See you later, crocodile! Maurice, my arm is tired. Wave it for me. Faster, you naughty little monkey!
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All hail the New York Giants!
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Well Maurice, it could be said that my plan is working in very a clever, good, working... um, kind of way.
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Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore your henious comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies? No? Good. So shut up!
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No matter, I don't care.
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If he is a king, then where is his crown? I've got a crown, I've got a very nice one, and it's here on my head. Have I got it on?
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They are just a bunch of pansies. Come on everybody! Let's go and meet the pansies!