[in elevator] Brodie : What the hell gives at the cover boy? Rene : None of your damn business, [slaps Brodie with shopping bag] but he'd probably kick your ass if he knew what you just pulled. Brodie : Are you insane?! The guy looks like a date rapist! Is that my jacket? Rene : Brodie, start the elevator. Brodie : No! Not until you tell me what the deal is with you and the Sperminator out there! How long has this been going on!? Rene : Since I finally mustered the good sense to send you packing! He's a much more suitable companion any day. Brodie : Are you nuts?! The guy's pure testosterone! He's a walking hard-on just looking for a hole! Rene : I'm in need of testosterone after babysitting you and your comic book collection! I forgot what real men were like!

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