Kid 1: It's a schooner!
Willam: Ha ha! You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner, its a sailboat.
Kid 2: A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head.
Willam: [losing patience] You know what?! There is no Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!
Willam: Ha ha! You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner, its a sailboat.
Kid 2: A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head.
Willam: [losing patience] You know what?! There is no Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!
Kid 1 : It's a schooner!
Willam : Ha ha! You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner, its a sailboat.
Kid 2 : A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head.
Willam : [losing patience] You know what?! There is no Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!
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