Abby Greshler
I'm an agent, Jerry. I'm not the amazing Randi.
Jerry Lewis
I can kill. I know I can. I don't want anymore strip clubs, it's very hard to follow nipple tassels.
Abby Greshler
Well, you gotta start somewhere.. look, at least no one threw up on you.
Jerry Lewis
See to me, that doesn't make it a successful gig.
Abby Greshler
Yeah, well its hard to sell a record act, Jerry. You're gonna have to actually start talking on stage. Can you MC? I mean, can you talk normal long enough to introduce other acts?
Jerry Lewis
I can talk good anywhere... Except in front of people.
Abby Greshler
You're a very funny kid, Jerry. You got a lot of potential. Wanna be an MC along with your act. I think I can book you at the Havana-Madrid, very respectable place.
Jerry Lewis
People throw up there?
Abby Greshler
Only in the bathroom.
Jerry Lewis
That is respectable.

