A scene from Martin and Lewis 2002
Jerry Lewis

[opening lines]

You gotta do better than this for me, Abby.

Abby Greshler

I'm an agent, Jerry. I'm not the amazing Randi.

Jerry Lewis

I can kill. I know I can. I don't want anymore strip clubs, it's very hard to follow nipple tassels.

Abby Greshler

Well, you gotta start somewhere.. look, at least no one threw up on you.

Jerry Lewis

See to me, that doesn't make it a successful gig.

Abby Greshler

Yeah, well its hard to sell a record act, Jerry. You're gonna have to actually start talking on stage. Can you MC? I mean, can you talk normal long enough to introduce other acts?

Jerry Lewis

I can talk good anywhere... Except in front of people.

Abby Greshler

You're a very funny kid, Jerry. You got a lot of potential. Wanna be an MC along with your act. I think I can book you at the Havana-Madrid, very respectable place.

Jerry Lewis

People throw up there?

Abby Greshler

Only in the bathroom.

Jerry Lewis

That is respectable.

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