Hawkeye quotes

View Quote Frank, were you on this religious kick at home, or did you crack up over here?

View Quote Oh come off it, MAJOR! You put me right off my fresh fried lobster, do you realize that? I'm going to go back to my bed, I'm going to put away the best part of a bottle of scotch... and under normal cir****stances, you being normally what I would call a very attractive woman, I would have invited you back to share my little bed with me you might possibly have come. But you really put me off. I mean you're what we call a regular army clown.

View Quote Baby we're gonna see some stitching like you never saw before.

View Quote [Trying to convince Lt. Dish to sleep with Painless.] You have the rare privilege that happens on certain occasions to chief executives of states or nations. You have the privilege of restoring a human being's life by a tender act of mercy.

View Quote Let's give him a sexy scar, huh? Fantastic

View Quote Who am I? I am the pro from Dover, and this [Indicates Trapper John] is my favorite caddy.