Mrs. Hendy : Do all philosophers have an S in them? Mr. Hendy : Yeah I think most of them do. Mrs. Hendy : Oh... Does that mean Selina Jones is a philosopher? Mr. Hendy : Yeah... Right, she could be... she sings about the Meaning of Life. Mrs. Hendy : Yeah, that's right, but I don't think she writes her own material. Mr. Hendy : No. Maybe Schopenhauer writes her material? Mrs. Hendy : No... Burt Bacharach writes it. Mr. Hendy : There's no 'S' in Burt Bacharach... Mrs. Hendy : ...Or in Hal David... Mr. Hendy : Who's Hal David? Mrs. Hendy : He writes the lyrics, Burt just writes the tunes... only now he's married to Carole Bayer Sager... Mr. Hendy : Oh... Waiter... this conversation isn't very good. Waiter : Oh, I'm sorry, sir... We *do* have one today that's not on the menu. It's a sort of... er... speciality of the house: Live Organ Transplants. Mrs. Hendy : Live Organ Transplants? (to the waiter) What's that?

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