Pam : Greg, sweetie, how you doing? Greg : Oh, just fine, considering I desecrated your grandma's remains, found out you were engaged and had your father ask me to milk him. At least back then he was still talking to me. I can't believe you didn't tell me you were that close. Pam : Who, Daddy and me? Greg : No, Kevin and you. Pam : Do we have to know everything about each other's pasts? You never told me about your cat-milking days in Motown. Greg' : That was a long time ago, Pam. Pam : Yeah, okay, well, so was this. Kevin's and my connection was more physical than anything else. Greg : Physical? Like what? Like you worked out together? Pam : No, no, it was nothing, nothing. It was a stupid sexual thing. Greg : Mm-hmm. I'm gonna go throw up now.

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