Jack : Put your hands over there. That's it. Greg : You're sick, you know that? Jack : Is your name Gaylord Focker? Yes or no? Greg : Yes. Jack : Are you a male nurse? Greg : Yes. Jack : Are you a pothead? Greg : No. Jack : Have you ever smoked pot? Greg : Yes. Jack : Did you spray-paint the tail of a cat to pass him off as Mr. Jinx? Greg : Yes. Jack : Did you do that because you desperately were seeking my approval? Greg : Yes. Jack : Because you love my daughter Pam? Greg : Yes. Jack : Do you want to marry her? Greg : I did , until I met you. Jack : What does that mean? Greg : I love your daughter, Jack. I love her more than anything. But frankly, sir, I'm a little terrified of being your son-in-law. This whole weekend has given me a lot of doubts...about whether or not I could even survive in your family. I think you've got some serious issues. Jack : If I lighten up, would you consider marrying my daughter? Greg : Would you lighten up a lot? Jack : Yeah. Greg : Yes or no? Jack : Yes. Greg : Would you let me and Pam...live our lives and not interfere all the time? Jack : I promise not interfere in your lives all the time. Greg : Will you stop making fun of me for being a nurse? Jack : Could you at least try, maybe, to consider another profession? Greg : Jack, yes or no? Jack : Ever? Greg : No! Jack : Okay, yes. Greg : Would you let me and Pam sleep in the same room? Jack : Don't push it, Focker. You're in a real mess. If you married my daughter, would you support her...in the way that she deserves to be supported? Greg : Yes. Jack : Would you be honest and faithful to her? Greg : Yes. Jack : Will you devote yourself entirely to her for the rest of your life? Greg : Of course. Jack : Gaylord Focker, will you be my son-in-law?

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