Meet the Parents quotes

43 total quotes

Gaylord 'Greg' Focker
Jack Byrnes
Pam Byrnes

View Quote Dina: Now Greg, you have a very unique last name and Jack and I were wondering how to pronounce it?
Greg: Oh, just like its spelled. F-O-C-K-E-R.
Dina: F-Focker.
Jack: Hmm, Focker.

View Quote Pam: Jesus, Dad, you ever think of knocking?
Jack: Not in my own den. What are you two doing in here?
Larry: I'd say rounding second base.

View Quote [About Mr. Jinx, the cat] You tried to milk him, didn't you you sick son of a bitch?

View Quote Jesus, Focker. It's just a game.

View Quote Pam: You are the most adorable, loving, sweetest man in the whole world, and I love you. And very soon my parents are gonna see that...and grow to love you too, okay?
Greg: Okay. Speaking of growing to love you--
Pam: Honey, it's late. Come on.
Greg: I know it's late. But Mr. Winky is still on Chicago time, and we both know there's only one way to make Mr. Winky go away. [Knocking] And there it is.

View Quote Pam: I love you Dad, but you could be a real jerk sometimes. [storms out of room]
Jack: [to Dina] So what if he passed some test? He's still not good for Pam!
Dina: Well who is, Jack? No one has ever been good enough for your Pam. You only warmed up to Kevin after she broke up with him.

View Quote [After Greg claims he milked a cat and could milk anything with nipples] I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

View Quote [about the lost Jinx] We're supposed to let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?

View Quote I'd better get upstairs...and pay a little visit to the shower fairy.

View Quote Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around, you'll feel the need for this type of security.

View Quote [During the cellar interrogation scene] Have you ever watched...pornographic...videos?

View Quote Sorry, folks. Had to pay a little visit to the urinal fairy.

View Quote [Greg's forgotten to change his shoes before meeting Pam] That's okay, honey. You know I can't resist a man in nurse's shoes.