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Megamind: Were you even planning to show up? [turns and notices all the items Titan has stolen] What's this? Where did you get all this stuff?
Titan: [whispers] It doesn't belong to me.
Megamind: You stole it!?
Titan: Pretty cool, right?
Megamind: No, no, no, no! You're a hero!
Titan: Being a hero is for losers. It's work, work, work, 24/7, and for what? I only took the gig to get the girl and it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to with me.
Megamind: Roxanne Ritchi?
Titan: Yeah, Roxanne Ritchi. I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes at some intellectual dweeb.
Megamind: Oh…
Titan: Who needs all that noise? That's why I think we... should team up.
Megamind: You... Wait, what?
Titan: With my power and your... big-headedness, we could rule the city!
Megamind: You want to team up?!
Titan: Yeah, I even drew up new costume designs. See?
Megamind: Costume designs?
Titan: You'd be the brains, so you get a little brain wearing glasses on your costume or something, and since I'm the cool one, I'd have, like, 2 tanks sword fighting–
[Megamind backs off in absolute disbelief]
Megamind: I can't believe you. All your gifts, all your powers, and you... you squander them for your own personal gain!
Titan: Yes!
Megamind: No! I'm the villain, you're the good guy! I do something bad and you come and get me! That's why I created you!
Titan: Yeah, right. You're nuts! Space Dad told me–
Megamind: Look, I'm your Space Dad! [transforms into Hal's Space Dad in front of him] You should be more like Metro Man.
Titan: Ah! You tricked me?
Megamind: Oh, don't like that, huh? Well there's more! [transforms into Bernard as he slowly backs up into his giant robot battle suit] I'm also the "intellectual dweeb" dating Roxanne.
Titan: No.
Megamind: ...And we were smooching up a storm! [makes kissing noises as he closes his giant robot battle suit]
Titan: [enraged] When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna–
Megamind: Yes, yes. I know. "...Bring me to justice." Oh, God, how I miss this. [Titan attacks him] And the hero strikes the first blow, but evil returns with a backhand!

Megamind : Were you even planning to show up? [turns and notices all the items Titan has stolen] What's this? Where did you get all this stuff? Titan : [whispers] It doesn't belong to me. Megamind : You stole it!? Titan : Pretty cool, right? Megamind : No, no, no, no! You're a hero! Titan : Being a hero is for losers. It's work, work, work, 24/7, and for what? I only took the gig to get the girl and it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to with me. Megamind : Roxanne Ritchi? Titan : Yeah, Roxanne Ritchi. I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes at some intellectual dweeb. Megamind : Oh… Titan : Who needs all that noise? That's why I think we ... should team up. Megamind : You... Wait, what? Titan : With my power and your... big-headedness, we could rule the city! Megamind : You want to team up?! Titan : Yeah, I even drew up new costume designs. See? Megamind : Costume designs? Titan : You'd be the brains, so you get a little brain wearing glasses on your costume or something, and since I'm the cool one, I'd have, like, 2 tanks sword fighting– [Megamind backs off in absolute disbelief] Megamind : I can't believe you. All your gifts, all your powers, and you... you squander them for your own personal gain! Titan : Yes! Megamind : No! I'm the villain, you're the good guy! I do something bad and you come and get me! That's why I created you! Titan : Yeah, right. You're nuts! Space Dad told me– Megamind : Look, I'm your Space Dad! [transforms into Hal's Space Dad in front of him] You should be more like Metro Man. Titan : Ah! You tricked me? Megamind : Oh, don't like that, huh? Well there's more! [transforms into Bernard as he slowly backs up into his giant robot battle suit] I'm also the "intellectual dweeb" dating Roxanne. Titan : No. Megamind : ...And we were smooching up a storm! [makes kissing noises as he closes his giant robot battle suit] Titan : [enraged] When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna– Megamind : Yes, yes. I know. "...Bring me to justice." Oh, God, how I miss this. [Titan attacks him] And the hero strikes the first blow, but evil returns with a backhand!