The Men Who Stare At Goats quotes

View Quote Every single one of Bill's soldiers fired high. They instinctively hadn't wanted to shoot another person. Later, Bill would come across a study which revealed that only 15-20% of fresh soldiers shot to kill. The rest aimed high, didn't fire at all, or pretended to be busy doing something else.

View Quote I'm liberating this base!

View Quote More of this is true than you would believe.

View Quote Mother Earth, you're my life support system. As a soldier I must drink your blue water, live inside your red clay and eat your green skin. Help me to balance myself. As you hold in balance, the Earth, the sea, and the space environments. Help me to open my heart, knowing that the Universe will feed me. I pray my boots will always kiss your face, and my footsteps match your heartbeat. Carry my body through space and time. You're my connection to the Universe and all that comes after. I'm yours and you are mine. I salute you.

View Quote Now, more than ever, we need the Jedi!

View Quote We must be the first superpower to create super powers.

View Quote Your life is like a river. If you’re aiming for a goal that isn't your destiny, you will always be swimming against the current. Young Gandhi wants to be a stock car racer? Not gonna happen. Little Anne Frank wants to be a high school teacher? Tough Anne. That's not your destiny. But you will go on to move the hearts and minds of millions. Find out what your destiny is and the river will carry you.

View Quote Bob Wilton: Don't eat the eggs. We put LSD in the eggs.
Bill Django: And the water. I put LSD in the main water tank.
Bob Wilton: What? But, we drank the water!
Bill Django: Yeah!

View Quote Larry Hooper: Lieutenant Colonel Django used funds from the project's black budget to procure prostitutes...
Bill Django: That's a lie!
Larry Hooper: ...and to get drugs for himself and his men.
Bill Django: That... well, the hooker thing is definitely a lie.

View Quote Lyn Cassady: It's ok, you can "attack" me...
Bob Wilton: What's with the quotation fingers? It's like saying I'm only capable of ironic attacking or something.

View Quote Lyn Cassady: Once you understand the linkage between observation and reality then you begin to dance with invisibility.
Bob Wilton: Like camouflage.
Lyn Cassady: No, it's not like camouflage.

View Quote I'm your commanding officer, and I'm ordering you to dance. DANCE, GODDAMMIT!

View Quote Jesus, Lyn. You had like the whole desert to drive in, Lyn!

View Quote Opening title card.

View Quote We can't afford to have the Russian's leading the field in the paranormal.