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[The Gryphon has been unable to answer Helena's riddle: "What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles?"]
Helena: It's a herring.
Gryphon: But a herring isn't green.
Helena: You can paint it green.
Gryphon: But a herring doesn't hang on a wall.
Helena: You can nail it to a wall.
Gryphon: [through clenched teeth] But a herring doesn't WHISTLE!!
Helena: Oh come on, I just put that in to stop it from being too obvious.


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