Victor Melling quotes

View Quote I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.

View Quote There are no words.

View Quote Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.

View Quote [to Gracie Hart] If I'd ever had a daughter, I imagine she might have been something like you... which is perhaps why I've never reproduced.

View Quote Matthews: You old fruitcake! Victor: How dare you, you... cupcake!

View Quote Victor Melling: Why is New Jersey called "The Garden State"?
Gracie Hart: Because "Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State" wouldn't fit on a license plate?

View Quote Victor Melling: Your hair should make a statement.
Gracie Hart: As long as it doesn't say 'Thank you very much for the Country Music Award'!

View Quote Victor Melling: [teaching Gracie how to glide] See? Glide. It's all in the buttocks. Don't I look pretty?
Gracie Hart: It takes a very secure man to walk like that.

View Quote Eric Matthews: Just imagine that she's me and there's something you wanna know but I don't wanna talk about it. What would you do?
Gracie Hart: You want me to beat it out of her?

View Quote Eric Matthews: You gotta admit, part of you is going to miss this.
Gracie Hart: I know I am going to miss the heels because they do something for my posture. And I'm suddenly very aware and proud of my breasts.
Eric Matthews: Funny, so am I.

View Quote Eric Matthews: All right, here are your new IDs. For pageant identity.
Gracie Hart: Gracie Lou Freebush?
Eric Matthews: Yeah, remember, you like that name.
Gracie Hart: Yeah, well, my IQ just dropped ten points.

View Quote Eric Matthews: so i was thinking, you know, when we get back to the city, after we write up our reports, and you get all ugly again, i dont know maby we could have dinner you know...
Gracie Hart: What do you mean? Like a date?
Eric Matthews: No! Just casual dinner... If we happen to have sex afterwards so be it!
Gracie Hart: you think i'm gorgeus, you wanna date me, love me and marry me!