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View Quote Amanda Dumfries: You don't have much faith in humanity, do you?
Dan Miller: None whatsoever.
Amanda Dumfries: I can’t accept that. People are basically good. Decent. My God, David, we’re a civilized society!
David Drayton: Sure, as long as the machines are working and you can dial 911. But you take those things away, you throw people in the dark, you scare the shit out of them, no more rules. You'll see how primitive they can get.
View Quote Biker: Hey, crazy lady, I believe in God, too. I just don't think he's the bloodthirsty asshole you make him out to be.
Mrs. Carmody: Well, you take that up with the Devil when you run into him. You just chat it over at your leisure.
View Quote David Drayton: You're sure there's no way I can talk you out of this?
Brent Norton: David, there's nothing out there. Nothing in the mist.
David Drayton: And if you're wrong?
Brent Norton: Then, I guess... the joke will be on me, after all.
View Quote David Drayton: [referring to a clothesline] Tie this around your waist.
Brent Norton: What for?
David Drayton: It'll let us know you got at least three hundred feet.
View Quote Irene: [after hurling a can of peas at Mrs. Carmody] Shut up, you miserable buzzard! Stoning people who piss you off is perfectly okay. They do it in the Bible, don't they? And I got lots of peas!
View Quote Jim: I'm sorry about the kid. We didn't twist his arm or anything!
David Drayton Yeah, he was a ****ing kid. He's supposed to be stupid. What's your excuse?
View Quote As a species, we're fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and start dreaming up reasons to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?
View Quote Don't go out there! There's something in the mist!
View Quote It appears we may have a problem of some magnitude.
View Quote Something in the mist took John Lee and I heard him screaming!
View Quote The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out.
View Quote There's no defense against the will of God. There's no court of appeals in hell. The end times have come; not in flames, but in mist...
View Quote Want another reason to get the hell out of here? I'll give you the best one: her. Mrs. Carmody. Our very own Jim Jones. I'd like to leave before people start drinking the Kool-Aid.
View Quote We have Judas in our midst!
View Quote Welcome to Sesame Street, kids. Today's word is 'expiation'.