Mike quotes
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[while Sulley brushes teeth] C'mon, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary monsters don't have plaque!
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[chanting] I don't know, but it's been said, I love scaring kids in bed!
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Sully! The bear! The bear! Gimme the -
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Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in you that makes you look like... Listen, I need a favor.
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I've always wanted a pet that could kill me!
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I can't believe that we're waltzing up to the factory!
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Sully, that is the weirdest thing that you have ever said! Look, it loves it here! See? It's dancing with joy!
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See the stick? See the stick? Go get the stick!
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You lost it?!
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You're not supposed to name it! Once you name it you start getting attached to it!
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Somebody else will find the child! It will be their problem then, not ours!
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[when Boo is in the house] Put that thing back where it came from or so help me! So help me!
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Sull, that's a cube of garbage!
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Yea, yea kid, step aside we're in a hurry.
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One, two, three, four, get the kid back in the door!
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Paranoid, dilusional fur-ball!
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First of all it's cretin, if you're going to threaten me do it properly!
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I did until you chuckled like that. Now I think that I'll just be going.
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Hello?
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Hey, where're you going? We can talk!
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Sir, She's not toxic! I know it sounds crazy but trust me!
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...and he was taking it out on that sweet little girl.
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We can take you to his secret lab, which is right in this factory!
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Sir, that's not her door.
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[during ending credits] [to Boo] Go ahead. Go throw up. [crew starts laughing] What? What did I say? What, what?