Dead Collector : Bring out yer dead. [ Hits gong ] Large Man : Here's one. Dead Collector : Ninepence. Dead Body : I'm not dead! Dead Collector : What? Large Man : Nothing. Here's your ninepence. Dead Body : I'm not dead! Dead Collector : 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Large Man : Yes he is. Dead Body : I'm not! Dead Collector : He isn't! Large Man : Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. Dead Body : I'm getting betta! Large Man : No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. Dead Collector : I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulation! Dead Body : I don't want to go on the cart! Large Man : Oh, don't be such a baby! Dead Collector : I can't take him. Dead Body : I feel fine! Large Man : Who's that then? Dead Collector : I dunno. Must be a king. Large Man : Why? Dead Collector : He hasn't got shit all over him.

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