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Black Knight: None shall pass.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: None shall pass.
King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
King Arthur: So be it!
[rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.]
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.]
Black Knight: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy! [Charges Arthur, who chops the knight's remaining arm off.]
King Arthur: Victory is mine! [kneels and starts to pray] We thank thee Lord, that in thy-- [is kicked in the head by the armless knight.]
Black Knight: Come on then!
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you! [Kicks Arthur]
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, good Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oohh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound. [Continues to kick and taunt Arthur]
King Arthur: Stop that!
Black Knight: Chicken! Chicken!
King Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg. [Recieves a very sharp kick] Right! [Chops off one of the black knight's legs]
Black Knight: Right! I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you going to do, bleed on me?!
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: You're a looney.
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then. [Hopping on one leg towards King Arthur]
[King Arthur chops his other leg off, leaving his body upright on the ground.]
Black Knight: Alright, we'll call it a draw.
King Arthur: Come, Patsy!
Black Knight: Oh, oh I see. Running away, eh?! You yellow bas****! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!!
[Fade to black.]

Black Knight : None shall pass. King Arthur : What? Black Knight : None shall pass. King Arthur : I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight : Then you shall die. King Arthur : I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight : I move for no man. King Arthur : So be it! [ rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight. ] King Arthur : Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight : Tis but a scratch. King Arthur : A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight : No it isn't. King Arthur : Well what's that then? [ Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground. ] Black Knight : I've had worse. King Arthur : You liar! Black Knight : Come on then, you pansy! [ Charges Arthur, who chops the knight's remaining arm off. ] King Arthur : Victory is mine! [ kneels and starts to pray ] We thank thee Lord, that in thy-- [ is kicked in the head by the armless knight. ] Black Knight : Come on then! King Arthur : What? Black Knight : Have at you! [ Kicks Arthur ] King Arthur : You are indeed brave, good Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. Black Knight : Oohh, had enough, eh? King Arthur : Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Black Knight : Yes I have. King Arthur : Look! Black Knight : Just a flesh wound. [ Continues to kick and taunt Arthur ] King Arthur : Stop that! Black Knight : Chicken! Chicken! King Arthur : Look, I'll have your leg. [ Recieves a very sharp kick ] Right! [ Chops off one of the black knight's legs ] Black Knight : Right! I'll do you for that! King Arthur : You'll what? Black Knight : Come here! King Arthur : What are you going to do, bleed on me?! Black Knight : I'm invincible! King Arthur : You're a looney. Black Knight : The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then. [ Hopping on one leg towards King Arthur ] [ King Arthur chops his other leg off, leaving his body upright on the ground. ] Black Knight : Alright, we'll call it a draw. King Arthur : Come, Patsy! Black Knight : Oh, oh I see. Running away, eh?! You yellow bas****! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!! [Fade to black.]