Lars Smuntz quotes

View Quote [quoting his father] A world without string... is chaos!

View Quote Christmas isn't about complaining over what we don't have. We should be thankful for what we do have.

View Quote [explaining to Ernie how April apologized to him] She just showed up at the factory, took off her coat, and begged me to take her. We made love in a way that I've only ever seen in nature films.

View Quote [as Ernie blasts the house apart with a shotgun] Are you crazy? You're blowing the whole house up! The only thing you haven't hit so far is the mouse! Why don't you give someone else a chance with that gun? [Ernie levels the shotgun at him, and Lars immediately relents] You're doing a wonderful job.

View Quote [Lars points to the hole on the floor] Look! You blew a hole in the floor!