Mushu quotes
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I'm travel-sized for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright. (Khan snorts angrily at him) Down, Bessie!
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(to Crickey) A loser! How bout' I pop off one of ya antenna and toss it across the yard! Then who's the loser?
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(to Mulan) Dra-agon! Not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing. (does that 'tongue thing')
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(to Mulan) Fine! Dishonor! Dishonor on you, dishonor on ya cow!
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Okay, this is it. Time to show 'em your man walk. Shoulders back, chest high, feet apart, head up, and... strut!
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Now punch him in the face - thats how men say hello.
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Man, I was this close. This close to impressing the ancestors, getting the top shelf in the entourage. Man, all my fine work--pfft!
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[sarcastically] Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover...
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Then let's go kick some hunny buns!
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[about Mulan] My baby's all grown up and...savin' China...
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Oh, sure. Save the horse!
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Look, bacon! And it's happy to see ya!
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[Mulan fired rocket (with Mushu on it) at mountain instead of at Shan Yu] You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet in front of you!
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Yeah, yeah (mocking Mulan) Stand watch, Mushu while I blow our little secret with my stupid girly habits!
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Did you see those Huns? They popped outta the snow! Like daisies!
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...And all because Miss Man decided to take her little drag show on the road!