Mulan : Who am I fooling? It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army. Mushu : Did I hear someone ask for a miracle! Lemme hear you say "ahhh"! Mulan : [screams] Aaaggh! Mushu : That's close enough. Mulan : A ghost! Mushu : Get ready, Mulan, your serpentine salvation is at hand, for I have been sent by your ancestors... [Crikee does an imitation of Mushuu, and Mushuu kicks him down] to guide you through your masquerade! [hands Crikee a leaf to fan the flames] C'mon, you gonna stay, you gonna work with me. So heed my word, 'cause if the army finds out you're a girl , the penalty is death! Mulan : Who are you? Mushu : Who am I? Who am I ?! I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, [ he appears to her in his true form] the indestructible Mushu! I'm pretty hot, huh?! [Khan steps on Mushu] Mulan : Uh, my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me? Mushu : Hey, dragon. Dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing. [hisses] Mulan : You're... Mushu : Intimidating? Awe-inspiring? Mulan : Tiny. Mushu : Of course, I'm travel size for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright. [Khan tries to bite him] Down, Bessie!

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