The Mummy quotes

View Quote Rick: You know... do I know you?
Johnathan: No, no, I've just got one of those faces...(Rick punches him)

View Quote Rick: You're gonna get yours, Beni! You hear me?! You're gonna get yours!
Beni: Oh, like I've never heard that before!

View Quote Rick: You're with me on this one, right?
Beni: Oh, your strength gives me strength. (after a moment, takes off running for the ruins) Wait for me!

View Quote Warden: (as ship is burning) O'Connell, O'Connell! What are we going to do? What are we going to do?!
Rick: Wait here! I'll go get help! (jumps overboard)
Warden: Right! [Mills about uncertainly, then realises] Aargh! Yallah! [Jumps off boat]

View Quote Warden: Bright good morning to all.
Evie: Oh, no! What are you doing here?
Warden: I'm here to protect my investment, thank you very much.

View Quote Winston: So what has your little problem got to do with His Majesty's Royal Air Corps?
Rick: Not a damn thing.
Winston: Is it dangerous?
Rick: Well, you probably won't live through it.
Winston: (excitedly) By Jove! Do you really think so?
Jonathan: Well, everybody else we've bumped into has died. Why not you?

View Quote (after Evie knocks down the library shelves)
Evie: ...Oops.
Curator Terrence Bey: [entering; stutters in disbelief] What...How...? [realizes angrily] Oh look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs! Flies, locusts! Anything but you. Compared to you the other plagues were a joy!
Evie: I am so very sorry, it was an accident.
Curator Terrence Bey: An accident? My dear girl, when Ramesses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe! Look at my library! Why do I put up with you?
Evie: Well, you put up with me because I can read and write in ancient Egyptian, and I can decipher hieroglyphics and hieratics... (getting angry) and well, I am the only person within a thousand miles of this place who can properly code and catalog this library, that's why!
Curator Terrence Bey: I put up with you because your mother and father were our finest patrons, that's why! Allah rest their souls. Now I don't care how you do it, I don't care how long it takes...straighten up this meshiver!

View Quote (prior to Henderson's death)
Henderson: Get me a glass of bourbon.
Daniels: Alright.
Henderson: And a shot of bourbon.
Daniels: Okay.
Henderson:: And a bourbon chaser!
Daniels:: Yeah, yeah, I'll get your damn bourbon.
Henderson: Don't worry about the door.

View Quote (they have just walked into a large room full of gold treasure)
Jonathan: Can you see--
Rick: Yes.
Jonathan: Can you believe--
Rick: Yeah.
Jonathan: Can we just--
Rick: No.

View Quote (while opening the tomb)
Evie: Oh, I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl!
Rick: You dream about dead guys?

View Quote [after a shipwreck]
Beni: Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses!
Rick: Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!

View Quote [Rick and the rest of the group make a toast; drinks their shots, then spits them out in disgust; scene cuts to show others in the bar spitting out their drinks as well]
Henderson: [wipes lips] Sweet Jesus! It tasted just like—
Rick: [drops shot glass in shock; stands up] Blood!
[Camera focuses on water fountain Rick is seeing; water is blood red]
Jonathan: [quoting from Bible] "And the rivers and waters in Egypt ran red, and were as blood..."
Rick: [about Imhotep] He's here...

View Quote (taking a break from trying to open the floor under Anubis) Evelyn: Ooh, and you know how they took out your brains?
Jonathan: (playing stone golf) Evie, I don't think we need to know this...
Evelyn: They take a sharp, red hot poker, stick it up your nose, scramble things about a bit, and then rip it all out through your nostrils.
Rick: Oofh, that's gotta hurt...
Evelyn: It's called mummification, you'll be dead when they do this...
Rick: For the record, if I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification...
Jonathan: Likewise. [hits a stone and the ceiling near them gives way]