The Muppets Movie quotes

39 total quotes

Sweetums

View Quote Scooter: (Holds the clapboard the wrong way) Okay, Muppet Movie, Scenery 1A, Take One! (Hurts his hand from the clapboard)
Beaker: Makeup's ready!
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Sound's ready.
Kermit the Frog: (On Megaphone) Okay, Stand by, Here we go!

View Quote Sgt. Floyd Pepper: When do you dudes have to be at the audition?
Kermit the Frog: 2:00 tomorrow afternoon!
Dr. Teeth: Well, Then climb aboard the bus! We will have breakfast at Hollywood and vine!

View Quote Sweetums: Jack not name, Jack Job!
Used Car store owner: (Angrily) How many times did I tell you not to talk to my customers?
Sweetums: Yeah, I know!
Used Car store owner: Just move it. You understand?

View Quote The Beauty Pageant host: Before we announce the winner, We would like to thank the judges of today's contest! Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthey!
Charlie McCarthey: You are not gonna believe who is the winner is, folks.
Edgar Bergen: Come on, Charlie. It's their movie.
Charlie McCarthey: So, it is.
[They both laugh]
The Beauty Pageant host: And here she is! The winner of the Bogen County Beatuy Pageant is: MISS PIGGY!

View Quote [discovering that their car was painted by The Electric Mayhem]
Fozzie: I don't know how to thank you guys!
Kermit: I don't know why to thank you guys.

View Quote [first lines]
Statler: I'm Statler.
Waldorf: I'm Waldorf. We're here to heckle "The Muppet Movie".
Gate Guard: Gentlemen, that's straight ahead. Private screening room D.
Statler: Private screening?
Waldorf: Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public.

View Quote [Fozzie and Kermit speed away from Doc Hopper]
Doc Hopper: Max! [Max pulls over] Follow that frog. [Max drives off leaving Doc Hopper behind] Max!! [Max stops and reverses the car] Follow that frog with me in the car!
Max: I'm sorry, Doc, I just got excited. Isn't the frog terrific?
Doc Hopper: [getting in the car]: Terrific, Max, terrific, now go.
Max: But you promised me a reward.
Doc Hopper: Later, Max. Now follow that frog.

View Quote [last line]
Animal: GO HOME!!! GO HOME!!! Bye Bye! (faints as we see the caption read This film is dedicated to the memories and magic of Edgar Bergen (1903-1978).)

View Quote [concerning Kermit the Frog] It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad.

View Quote [concerning women] You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em. There's something irresistible-ish about 'em. We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long. I hope that something better comes along.

View Quote [last line] I just knew I'd catch up with you guys!

View Quote [to audience] I hope you appreciate that I'm doing all my own stunts.

View Quote [trying to dash after the others] Hey, where're you goin'? Hey! Wait for me! I wanna go to Hollywood! Hey, wait for me! C'mon, guys! Wait, please! I wanna go to Hollywood!

View Quote [trying to film the Muppets] Okay everybody, stay in focus.

View Quote Golden teeth and golden tones. Welcome to my presence. HAHAHAHAAAA!!