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Bernie the Agent: HELP! HELLO! THIS'S A SERIOUS CALL FOR HELP!
Kermit the Frog: Uh, Yeah?
Bernie the Agent: SOMEONE? HELP! Oh, You, you with the banjo. Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit the Frog: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Bernie the Agent: (chuckles) No. No, I mean, I'm really lost.
Kermit the Frog: Uh, one second. (snaps at fly) Darn, I missed. You know, that's the first thing to go on a frog, his tongue. The tongue goes and you can't catch flies.
Bernie the Agent: Oh, that's rough, I'm sorry about your tongue, but, I have to get out of this swamp. I have to catch a plane.
Kermit the Frog: With that tongue? No way! But seriously, there's a boat dock just downstream.
Bernie the Agent: Thank you.
Kermit the Frog: Just watch for the alligators.
Bernie the Agent: I will. Alligators!?
Kermit the Frog: That's right.
Bernie the Agent: Did you say, alligators?
Kermit the Frog: Read my lips "Al-li-ga-tors".
Bernie the Agent: It's just that I'm not used to alligators where I come from. See, I'm an agent. I winged in from Hollywood.
Kermit the Frog: Hollywood?
Bernie the Agent:: That's right.
Kermit the Frog: Did you say "Hollywood"?
Bernie the Agent: Read my lips, Hol-ly-wood. You know, [singing] Hollywood. The dream factory, the magic store. Hey, don't you ever go to the movies?
Kermit the Frog: Oh, sure, there's a double feature in town every Saturday.
Bernie the Agent: (Snaps his finger) Wait a minute, wait a minute. (Grabs the newspaper ad to Kermit to read) There's an ad in here that you should be very interested in. Feast your eyes on that.
Kermit the Frog: Uh, "World Wide Studios announces open auditions for frogs wishing to become rich and famous?" Well, thanks anyway, but I'm really pretty happy where I am.
Bernie the Agent: Oh, oh, if I were you, I would give this audition very careful consideration. You've got talent, kid--singin', tellin' jokes, I mean, if you get your tongue fixed, who knows? You could make millions of people happy.
Kermit the Frog: Millions of people happy...
Bernie the Agent: Millions! Hey, If you ever come west to Hollywood, look me up, Bernie the Agent.
Kermit the Frog: Hey, listen, Bernie the agent, why don't you say hello to Arnie the alligator?
Bernie the Agent: What!? (rows away in a panic, yelling as the alligators pursues him)
Kermit the Frog:Arnie! Arnie, wait a minute. Careful, Arnie.
Bernie the Agent: STAY! STAY!
Kermit the Frog: Arnie, that's okay, leave him alone! He's from Hollywood.

Bernie the Agent: HELP! HELLO! THIS'S A SERIOUS CALL FOR HELP! Kermit the Frog: Uh, Yeah? Bernie the Agent: SOMEONE? HELP! Oh, You, you with the banjo. Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction! Kermit the Frog: Have you tried Hare Krishna? Bernie the Agent: (chuckles) No. No, I mean, I'm really lost. Kermit the Frog: Uh, one second. (snaps at fly) Darn, I missed. You know, that's the first thing to go on a frog, his tongue. The tongue goes and you can't catch flies. Bernie the Agent: Oh, that's rough, I'm sorry about your tongue, but, I have to get out of this swamp. I have to catch a plane. Kermit the Frog: With that tongue? No way! But seriously, there's a boat dock just downstream. Bernie the Agent: Thank you. Kermit the Frog: Just watch for the alligators. Bernie the Agent: I will. Alligators!? Kermit the Frog: That's right. Bernie the Agent: Did you say, alligators? Kermit the Frog: Read my lips "Al-li-ga-tors". Bernie the Agent: It's just that I'm not used to alligators where I come from. See, I'm an agent. I winged in from Hollywood. Kermit the Frog: Hollywood? Bernie the Agent: : That's right. Kermit the Frog: Did you say "Hollywood"? Bernie the Agent: Read my lips, Hol-ly-wood. You know, [singing] Hollywood . The dream factory, the magic store. Hey, don't you ever go to the movies? Kermit the Frog: Oh, sure, there's a double feature in town every Saturday. Bernie the Agent: (Snaps his finger) Wait a minute, wait a minute. (Grabs the newspaper ad to Kermit to read) There's an ad in here that you should be very interested in. Feast your eyes on that. Kermit the Frog: Uh, "World Wide Studios announces open auditions for frogs wishing to become rich and famous?" Well, thanks anyway, but I'm really pretty happy where I am. Bernie the Agent: Oh, oh, if I were you, I would give this audition very careful consideration. You've got talent, kid--singin', tellin' jokes, I mean, if you get your tongue fixed, who knows? You could make millions of people happy. Kermit the Frog: Millions of people happy... Bernie the Agent: Millions! Hey, If you ever come west to Hollywood, look me up, Bernie the Agent. Kermit the Frog: Hey, listen, Bernie the agent, why don't you say hello to Arnie the alligator? Bernie the Agent: What!? (rows away in a panic, yelling as the alligators pursues him) Kermit the Frog: Arnie! Arnie, wait a minute. Careful, Arnie. Bernie the Agent: STAY! STAY! Kermit the Frog: Arnie, that's okay, leave him alone! He's from Hollywood.