The Storm King quotes

View Quote Here's the deal. I'm in the middle of a big rebrand here. "The Storm King" is tracking, well, as "intensely intimidating", but you know what? I need to back it up. You know what I need to back it up with? A STORM! THAT WOULD BE GREAT! You promised me magic that could control the elements, and right now, I'm holding a what? A branch. A twig. Bleh!

View Quote Remember, Tempest. Only I have the power to make you whole. Make this twig work, and you'll get your reward. Fail me, and your horn won't be the only thing that's broken.

View Quote Yeah. So, speaking of problems, this place, it seems a little too... oh, I don't know... CUTE!! I don't like cute! I never did like cute! Doesn't really go with my whole "big bad powerful magic guy" thing, does it?! Deliver the punchline, Tempest, because THIS HAS GOTTA BE A JOKE!

View Quote Let's get this storm started! Ooh, hey, that's good, I should trademark that.

View Quote (last words) The staff belongs to me! NO! THAT'S MY STAFF! MINE! MINE!!! Oh, no, NOOO!