The Spleen quotes
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"It all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day while walking with some friends I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I had smelt it, she decreed that I would forevermore be... he who dealt it!"
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"Why are you guys always dissing me? I'm a superhero too, you know! I have powers."
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"If you want to know what my power is, pull my finger."
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"This is weird in here. It's scary and weird."
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"It's the FUNKYSKUNKULATOR!"