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Okay. Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy... duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!
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Pssssst Chancho... I need to borrow some sweatssss. Chancho: are you leaving us? Nacho: No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweatssss.
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So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty
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Summon your eagle powers!
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They don't think I know a butt load of crap about the gospel. But I dooo. Okay?
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They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients
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This man lived a good life. He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden,...and a collection of Russian nesting dolls. May he rest in peace.
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Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world. And I will win because our heavenly father will be in the ring with me. And he and I will win 10,000 pesos.
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Underneath the robe you find a man. Underneath the man you find his nucleus.
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We saw you from the village... People in the village: Hola Nacho!
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Well to tell you the truth.
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You are crasssssy!
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You gave them permission to hurt me like this.
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[robe catches fire] I smell cookies