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View Quote At Rex Kwon Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo! You need somebody watching your back AT ALL TIMES! Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? [gestures toward Napoleon]

View Quote Back in '82, I used to be able to toss a pigskin a quarter of a mile.

View Quote Billowy's good.

View Quote Bow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

View Quote Do the chickens have large talons?

View Quote Grab my arm. The other arm. MY other arm!

View Quote Hey, you guys wanna see my video?

View Quote How 'bout some gold bracelets?

View Quote How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

View Quote I caught you a delicious bass.

View Quote I think you ripped my mole off!

View Quote I'm just getting kinda TO'd. I mean, she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.

View Quote I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

View Quote I've been out making some sweet moolah with Uncle Rico.

View Quote Just break the wrist, and then walk away. Break the wrist; walk away.