Napoleon Dynamite quotes
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Napoleon Dynamite
Rex
Uncle Rico
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Yeah, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
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You got like three feet of air that time. Can I try it real quick?
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Your grandma took a spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx!
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Your Mom goes to college.