Nashville quotes

View Quote Star: You look like a guy I was in the Navy with. He wouldn't bathe, so we had to pee in his bed to get him discharged.

View Quote Bill: Is this just network or is it, uh ...?
John Triplette: No, it's better, it's really better than network. It's going to be syndicated, so I mean, hell, they're going to be showing it for a year and a half.

View Quote Marthe ("L. A. Joan"): Hi, Tom, could you sign my record?
Tom Frank: You better get off that diet before you ruin yourself.

View Quote All right I wanna do another one ... I wanna hear a little more Haven in this one.

View Quote Shut up, Pearl.

View Quote When I ask for Pig, I want Pig. Now you get me Pig, and then we'll be ready to record this song.

View Quote Who do you think is running Congress? Farmers? Engineers? Teachers? Businessmen? No, my friends. Congress is run by lawyers. A lawyer is trained for two things and two things only. To clarify – that's one. And to confuse – that's the other. He does whichever is to his client's advantage. Did you ever ask a lawyer the time of day? He told you how to make a watch, didn't he? Ever ask a lawyer how to get to Mr. Jones' house in the country? You got lost, didn't you? Congress is composed of 535 individuals. Two hundred and eighty-eight are lawyers. And you wonder what's wrong in Congress. No wonder we often know how to make a watch, but we don't know the time of day.

View Quote Y'all take it easy now. This isn't Dallas, it's Nashville! They can't do this to us here in Nashville! Let's show them what we're made of. Come on everybody, sing! Somebody, sing!

View Quote You get your haircut. You don't belong in Nashville.