Aunt Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark Griswold: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
Aunt Bethany: Don't throw me down the stairs, Clark.
Clark Griswold: I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany.
Clark Griswold: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
Aunt Bethany: Don't throw me down the stairs, Clark.
Clark Griswold: I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany.
Aunt Bethany : Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark Griswold : No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
Aunt Bethany : Don't throw me down the stairs, Clark.
Clark Griswold : I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany.
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