Eddie: [talking about Snots, Eddie's dog] If you scratch his belly Clark, he will love you till the day you die.
Clark: I really shouldn't Eddie my hands are all chapped.
Clark: I really shouldn't Eddie my hands are all chapped.
Eddie : [ talking about Snots, Eddie's dog ] If you scratch his belly Clark, he will love you till the day you die.
Clark : I really shouldn't Eddie my hands are all chapped.
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