Ruby Sue: Uncle Clark, are you sure you ain't Santa Claus?
Clark: I'm sure... I can't even afford to be an elf.
Clark: I'm sure... I can't even afford to be an elf.
Ruby Sue : Uncle Clark, are you sure you ain't Santa Claus?
Clark : I'm sure... I can't even afford to be an elf.
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