Lasky: That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Clark: Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
Lasky: It's a BB gun!
Clark: Don't tempt me. I could poke an eye out with this thing.
Lasky: You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.
Clark: Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
Lasky: It's a BB gun!
Clark: Don't tempt me. I could poke an eye out with this thing.
Lasky: You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.
Lasky : That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Clark : Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
Lasky : It's a BB gun!
Clark : Don't tempt me. I could poke an eye out with this thing.
Lasky : You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.
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