Dexter Broadhurst : Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names. Sebastian Dinwiddle : Funny names? Dexter Broadhurst :Nicknames. Nicknames. Sebastian Dinwiddle : Not - not as funny as my name - Sebastian Dinwiddie. Dexter Broadhurst : Oh, yes, yes, yes! Sebastian Dinwiddle : Funnier than that? Dexter Broadhurst : Oh, absolutely. Yes. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first , What's on second, I Don't Know's on third... Sebastian Dinwiddle : That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team. Dexter Broadhurst : I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third... Sebastian Dinwiddle : You know the fellows' names? Dexter Broadhurst : Yes. Sebastian Dinwiddle : Well, then, who's playin' first? Dexter Broadhurst : Yes. Sebastian Dinwiddle : I mean the fellow's name on first base. Dexter Broadhurst : Who. Sebastian Dinwiddle : The fellow playin' first base for St. Louis. Dexter Broadhurst : Who. Sebastian Dinwiddle : The guy on first base. Dexter Broadhurst : Who is on first. Sebastian Dinwiddle : Well, what are you askin' me for? Dexter Broadhurst : I'm not asking you - I'm telling you. Who is on first. Sebastian Dinwiddle : I'm asking you who's on first! Dexter Broadhurst : That's the man's name! Sebastian Dinwiddle : That's whose name? Dexter Broadhurst : Yes. Note: the phrase "Who's on first" is ranked #91 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema .

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