Sebastian Dinwiddle: Well, go ahead and tell me!
Dexter Broadhurst: Who.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: The guy on first.
Dexter Broadhurst: Who.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: The first baseman.
Dexter Broadhurst: Who is on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Have you got a first baseman on first?
Dexter Broadhurst: Certainly.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Then who's playing first?
Dexter Broadhurst: Absolutely.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Dexter Broadhurst: Every dollar of it. And why not? The man's entitled to it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Who is?
Dexter Broadhurst: Yes.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: So who gets it?
Dexter Broadhurst: Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Whose wife?
Dexter Broadhurst: Yes. After all, the man earns it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Who does?
Dexter Broadhurst: Absolutely.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.
Dexter Broadhurst: Oh, no, no, What is on second base.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Dexter Broadhurst: Who's on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: That's what I'm trying to find out.
Dexter Broadhurst: Who.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: The guy on first.
Dexter Broadhurst: Who.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: The first baseman.
Dexter Broadhurst: Who is on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Have you got a first baseman on first?
Dexter Broadhurst: Certainly.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Then who's playing first?
Dexter Broadhurst: Absolutely.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Dexter Broadhurst: Every dollar of it. And why not? The man's entitled to it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Who is?
Dexter Broadhurst: Yes.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: So who gets it?
Dexter Broadhurst: Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Whose wife?
Dexter Broadhurst: Yes. After all, the man earns it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Who does?
Dexter Broadhurst: Absolutely.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.
Dexter Broadhurst: Oh, no, no, What is on second base.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Dexter Broadhurst: Who's on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle: That's what I'm trying to find out.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : Well, go ahead and tell me!
Dexter Broadhurst : Who.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : The guy on first.
Dexter Broadhurst : Who.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : The first baseman.
Dexter Broadhurst : Who is on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : Have you got a first baseman on first?
Dexter Broadhurst : Certainly.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : Then who's playing first?
Dexter Broadhurst : Absolutely.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Dexter Broadhurst : Every dollar of it. And why not? The man's entitled to it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : Who is?
Dexter Broadhurst : Yes.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : So who gets it?
Dexter Broadhurst : Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : Whose wife?
Dexter Broadhurst : Yes. After all, the man earns it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : Who does?
Dexter Broadhurst : Absolutely.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.
Dexter Broadhurst : Oh, no, no, What is on second base.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : I'm not asking you who's on second.
Dexter Broadhurst : Who's on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle : That's what I'm trying to find out.
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