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Hey, Earl, want some of your daughter's panties? They come in four flavors; banana, peach, mint and, of course, CHERRY.
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Stay here on the outer limits of the dead zone? Nothing personal, but life at the end of the road just ain't for Captain Vic and Empress Ramona. Sorry, folks, but you can color us gone.
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We'll get your jacket later. Right now, take me to THE SWAMP.
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We might have a wonderful relationship. But then, as Arthur Bremer once said: "How many things go right in this crazy world?"
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We haven't any children, unless Ramona just pumped one out and didn't tell me about it.
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Believe me, I know women - upside down and backwards, which is not a bad way to know 'em, huh?