Network quotes

53 total quotes

Arthur Jensen
Diana Christensen
Frank Hackett

View Quote Good morning, Mr. Beale. They tell me you're a madman.

View Quote I was married for four years, and pretended to be happy; and I had six years of analysis, and pretended to be sane. My husband ran off with his boyfriend, and I had an affair with my analyst, who told me I was the worst lay he'd ever had.

View Quote Secretary: Mr. Hackett's trying to get through to you.
Max Schumacher: Tell Mr. Hackett to go **** himself.

View Quote Well Max, here we are: Middle-aged man reaffirming his middle-aged manhood, and a terrified young woman with a father complex. What sort of script do you think we can make out of this?

View Quote Look, we've got a bunch of hobgoblin radicals called the E****enical Liberation Army who go around taking home movies of themselves robbing banks. Now, maybe they'll take movies of themselves kidnapping heiresses, hijacking 747s, bombing bridges, assassinating ambassadors. We'd open each week's segment with their authentic footage, hire a couple of writers to write a story behind that footage, and we've got ourselves a series.

View Quote [to Howard] They say I can sell anything; I'd like to try to sell something to you.

View Quote We're kidding ourselves. Full-fledged messiahs don't come in bunches.

View Quote I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna impale the son-of-a-bitch with a sharp stick through the heart. I'll take out a contract on him. I'll hire a professional killer; no, I'll do it myself. I'll strangle him with a sash cord.