New Moon (2009) quotes

View Quote Alice Cullen: As soon as you put the dog out.

View Quote Charlie Swan: [To Bella, as he is about to punish her] Bella, do not ever do that to me again. Ever. And you're grounded for the rest of your life.

View Quote Emmett Cullen: [To Edward, at Bella's birthday party] Dating an older woman...hot.

View Quote Harry Clearwater: Don't worry about the bears, Bella. My Kung Fu is strong.

View Quote Jacob Black: [After Bella makes a comment about his age] Age is just a number baby. What are you like 40, now?

View Quote Jacob Black: [To Mike] Feeling sick? Maybe you need to go to the hospital. Do you want me to put you in a hospital?

View Quote Jacob Black: What a marshmallow.

View Quote Jane: [Staring at Edward] Pain.

View Quote Jane: [To Bella] This may hurt just a little.

View Quote Jasper Hale: Happy birth— [Bella glares at him] —never mind.

View Quote Jessica Stanley: [To Bella, after they both see a movie] I don't know why you want to sit through all those zombies eating people and no hot guys kissing anybody. It's gross... Like, why are there that many zombie movies anyway? 'Cause if it's supposed to, like, draw a parallel about leprosy, my cousin had leprosy, ok it's not funny, you know? And, like, is it supposed to be a metaphor for consumerism? Because don't be so pleased with your own, like, self-referential cleverness? Like, some girls like to shop. Not all girls, apparently. Although I was surprised you even called at all. Like, your depression thing, I get it. I'm totally, totally worried. But after a while, it's like, you're still bumming and I'm going through stuff too. And Mike said he just want to be friends. It's hard...

View Quote Rosalie Hale: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry to both of you, for how I've acted. And I'm really grateful that you were brave enough to go and save my brother. But this isn't the life I would've chosen, for myself. And I wish there had been someone to vote no for me. So, no. Jacob black is a man with a personality that is good.

View Quote Bella Swan: [Approaching the Quileute Pack] What did you do? Hey what did you do? [pushes Sam]
Paul: [Growls]
Embry: Hey, watch it.
Sam: Easy.
Bella Swan: He didn't want this!
Paul: What did we do? What did he do, huh? What did he tell you?
Sam: Both of you, calm down.
Bella Swan: Nothing! He tells me nothing because he's scared of you.
Paul, Jared and Embry: [laughs]
Bella Swan: [Slaps Paul]
Jared: [Paul begins to phase into a wolf] Too late now!
Sam: Bella, get back! Paul! Calm down now.
[Paul phases and Bella runs towards the house]
Jacob Black: [Running towards Bella] Bella!
Bella Swan: Run! Jake, run!

View Quote Bella Swan: I've brought you something. It's a little crazy.
Jacob Black: Wowwwwww. Scrap metal. You shouldn't have.

View Quote Bella Swan: What happened to you? Whats wro— Hey! What happened? Did Sam get to you? Is that what's happening?
Jacob Black: Sam's trying to help me. So don't blame him. But if you want somebody to blame, how about those filthy bloodsuckers you love? The Cullens.
Bella Swan: I dunno what you're talking about—
Jacob Black: You know exactly what I'm talking about. You've been lying to everyone, Charlie...but you can't lie to me. Not any more, Bella.