Teddy Roosevelt quotes
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Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.
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[to Larry] Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of these United States of America, at your service.
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Stop babbling, boy!
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Good lord, Lawrence, why are you slapping a monkey?
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[to Larry] Who's evolved?
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My God, man, are you rabid?
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Actually, I never did any of those things. Teddy Roosevelt did. I was manufactured in a mannequin factory in Pounkeepsie. I never shot a wild beast. I'm not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman (Sakajewea) I love her. But you (Larry)...you gotta finish the job this time. You can't quit. I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?
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Nothing's impossible. If it can be dreamed, it can be done. Hence the 20-foot jackel staring at you. (To Larry) Don't make eye contact!