Samantha Belmont quotes
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You were born with an asshole, Doris—you don't need Chuck.
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This is Samantha Belmont, one-third owner of the Greater Los Angeles Basin, speaking.
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Broadcast over the radio.
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[after her MAC-10 jams during target practice] See, this is the problem with these things. Daddy would have gotten us Uzis.
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My sister, who swiped every guy I ever had my eye on, has now swiped the last guy in the whole freaked out world!
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Hey, I'm sorry if the end of the world makes me a little nervous.