Night Shift quotes

16 total quotes

Bill Blazejowski
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View Quote Chuck Lumley: [reads the forms that Lenoard, the day shift guy left] Name of the disceased... something Polish?

View Quote Leonard: Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor.

View Quote Belinda: Bill, Bill, are you all right? Did you break anything, Bill?
Bill: I caught an updraft.
Chuck: Are you ok?
Bill: Yeah, I'm all right, don't worry, I'm all right, fortunately the ground broke my fall.

View Quote Bill: [Chuck is spitting on himself in the jail cell] Chuck, come on - it looks bad in front of the other guys!
Chuck: So what am I running for, cell president?
Bill: No!... they have that?

View Quote Bill: [picking up photo from desk] Hey Chuck? Who is this? Your wife?
Chuck: Fianc?e.
Bill: Nice frame!

View Quote Bill: You tellin' me to shut up?
Chuck: I'm telling you to shut up! I will tell your recorder so that you don't forget!
[Chuck picks up tape recorder and turns it on]
Chuck: Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!

View Quote Chuck: [elevator door opens; Chuck sees Belinda lying on the elevator floor] Oh my God. Did you fall down? Did somebody hit you?
Belinda: Other way round. Somebody hit me and then I fell down.

View Quote Chuck: As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.
Bill: Is this a great country, or what?

View Quote Chuck: I used to be an investment counselor.
Bill: Yeah? [pause] What's that?
Chuck: It's like a stockbroker.
Bill: So what're you doing babysitting stiffs? What were you... drinker? Big drinker?
Chuck: No!
Bill: Doper! Toothead! Nose candy! Coke!

View Quote I wash my hands and my feet of you!

View Quote LOVE BROKERS!

View Quote So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first?

View Quote Wanna know why I carry this tape recorder? To tape things. See, I'm an idea man, Chuck. I got ideas coming at me all day... I couldn't even fight 'em off if I wanted. Wait a second... hold the phone! Hold the phone! [speaking into tape recorder] Idea to eliminate garbage. Edible paper. You eat it, it's gone! You eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!

View Quote We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly... [writing on chalkboard] PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.

View Quote What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great. [speaks into tape recorder] Call Starkist!