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I'm a widow with four kids. You know, Jerry should never have died. I'd be better off - I could've divorced him.
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We're gonna need a special locker for the hat.
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I have never seen anyone leap frog so fast to the top in my life. And I have the bad back to prove it. I remember when he was just a management trainee . . . in fact, I'm the one who trained him.
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(On the phone): Oh, come on kids. Come on, no fighting. Believe me, there is more than one peanut butter and banana sandwich in the world, what did I say this morning? OK.....love you too....no, I don't wanna talk to the dog, bye bye...
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I'm no fool, I've killed the boss! Do you think they're not gonna fire me for a thing like that?
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(To a hospital tea-lady): "I'm a doctor! So why the hell am I talking to you? Piss off!
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Oh oh, here comes General Patton!